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The female alternative to whiskey dick.
"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."
When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!
Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel
A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.
Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
Whore bagel is an insult that is usually directed towards people who are stupid and or more "whorish" then others.
Brianna you aint nothin but a dirty whore bagel!
One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!
Two people having sex with clothes on. AKA Dry humping.
We were dry bageling all night, no fluids were exchanged.
When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.