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Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.
"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"
A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait
Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.
A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"
When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.
Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.
Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
ths shine of a bald persons head
After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.
Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".