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Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022


bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 29, 2003


The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

by Jamalt Liquor September 02, 2011


bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".

You acting mighty bald-headed right now.

by Pean Army August 15, 2019


bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012


bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head

After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.

by a person who likes 2 LOL March 12, 2009


Bald Eagle

Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.

Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".

by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020