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Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.

I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.

by Bailmaninmo August 23, 2018


bald tightie

A tight virgin vagina just waiting to be sliced .... aka jail bait

Shit, I loves those bald tighties yo.

by Noel Middleton March 29, 2003

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The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

by Jamalt Liquor September 2, 2011

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bald-headed

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".

You acting mighty bald-headed right now.

by Pean Army August 15, 2019

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bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

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bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head

After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.

by a person who likes 2 LOL March 12, 2009

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Struggle Bald

"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.

Generally, a person who is a β€œstruggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.

Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a β€˜struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: β€œStruggling baldly to keep up the facade."

by HoesBigMad June 6, 2023

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