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When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"
"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"
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An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.
(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*
I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.
Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*
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(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.
I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.
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when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.
Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.
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when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.
last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .
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The "rape balloon" is the balloon Pinkie Pie and Spike ride in during the Running of the Leaves.
Pinkie Pie - Anyone else want a ride in the "Rape Balloon"?
Spike - Sure Pinkie!
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A person whose cheeks are very big and they look like they were inflated like a balloon.
Glenn's cheeks were so big he must've pumped them up before he came to school.
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