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When your monkey uses the toilet again
Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana
The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.
*handicapped person walks in.
Shit-
A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass
When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!
the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.
yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.
When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.
Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.