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A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
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When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.
Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.
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A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.
"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"
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Males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. Usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. Also seen prowling on women at the beach.
Guy 1: Did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?
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Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.
Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!
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A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.
"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"
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when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked
Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.
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