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When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.
Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.
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A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.
"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"
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Males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. Usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. Also seen prowling on women at the beach.
Guy 1: Did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?
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Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.
Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!
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when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked
Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.
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A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.
"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"
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A condom.
"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"
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