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Belt On The Shelf

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !

" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "

by Outlaw City Graffix ยฉ December 12, 2015


Gucci Belt

a fancy name for anal beads

guy 1: she got a gucci belt, if ya know what i mean, and wants to use it tonight
guy 2: sounds kinky

by Majesticbunny26 May 23, 2019


belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013


fraternity belt

Having sex with one member from each fraternity on your campus.

Mary has slept with a boy from Beta Theta Pi, GQ, FIJI, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, and TKE, earning herself a fraternity belt at Knox College.

by Frat_God_1996 March 1, 2020


Chastity Belt

The bouncer of the Vagina Bar

That chastity belt always keeps me out!

by misssamantha December 4, 2011

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word belt

A title belt for Urban Dictionary competitors. Symbolizes achievement/victories for word plays. Awarded to members who hold the highest number of words contributed.

My new word has been approved, I just added another notch to the word belt!

Jose takes back the word bet title from Miguel, after proving Miguel cheated by not using any vowels in his newly created words.

by Jack Chau February 20, 2011

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Fat Belt

The American South.

Man #1: I hear Starbucks is introducing its new 31-ounce drink size today.

Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?

Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.

Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.

by Fully Dressed Lunch January 18, 2011

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