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These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...
Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!
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When God’s word is blasted up your ass.
The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
To know someone in the Bible is to have sex with them. So if you have sex with someone, you Bible Know them.
Paul:I know your sister
Adam:I Bible Know your sister
Paul: -__-
Adam: Yea thats right
A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.
I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.
The bible of tikkyism is a set of rules founded by saviour hs and prophets Ed and bonnie it is set into 16 different rules that should be followed to become a game dropper
Rule no.1 in the bible of tikkyism no sucky no tikkytokky
An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
2 Corinthians 4:16-18
So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen.
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