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A very gay guy. Usually likes Cleveland steamers
That new gay guy is a real Blizzard Man
When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
Doing something that is useless
Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard
A term used by slimy modern media outlets to try and in-still fear in the general public over a organized pandemic. Can also be linked back to for-profit agencies
Hey, people aren’t getting vaccinated fast enough so let’s try to in-still fear in them through creating the term “viral blizzard”
The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.