When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.
There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".
A Blizzard Bunny is a reference to a snow bunny but in this case she likes getting a train ran on her by a group of black men; A persons who’s interest comes from black men in large groups having sexual relations.
That Girl Kylie is one hell of a blizzard Bunny , I’m surprised she can walk today
Formally Known as a snow bunny this is a female who not only likes having sexual intercourse with a black man , this is a woman who takes it a step more and only likes it when multiple black men have sexual relations with her at once.
Did you hear what Katie did this weekend ? SHE IS SUCH A BLIZZARD BUNNY
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!
John: Sounds like a great idea!