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the mixing of Jagermister and red bull
hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.
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somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!
Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.
Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath
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pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
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Dogs Bollocks is a Digital Web Development Agency in Knutsford, Cheshire, that uses the rather widely used vulgar slang phrase.
Dogs Bollocks | Web Development & Marketing
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to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.
"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."
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When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick
Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.
Get out of my face bollock features
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An alternative to prick teasing.
She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.
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