Bong Tax

When someone, such as a roommate or sibling, regularly uses your bong without you and you charge what is known as a bong tax. This entitles the owner of the bong to "charge" said roommate or sibling a pack of the bowl for his or her regular usage of said bong.

A clean bong is a healthy bong, and healthy bongs get bong taxes.

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Bong Job

A sexual act performed on a male. The performer inserts his or her thumb into the male's anus, lights his balls with a lighter and performs oral sex. At the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.

Damn! Oddjob been giving me a bong job 'n shit. I ain't ever been to amsterdam, but shit me.

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bong break

same thing as a cigarette break but with weed and a bong

I'm going for a bong break bitch.

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clear the bong

To smoke all of the product contained in the bong bowl or slider leaving the bong bowl ready for reloading, and leaving the body of the bong cleared of all smoke. Leaving no ghosts or mileys behind.

Dude, clear the bong before you hand it back to me. Don't be such a noob.

Perform a staged rip if you must, but don't hand it back before you clear the bong.

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bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

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Bong Bullet

Short, Stubby Cannabis 'Joint' made exclusivley for use in a bong. The 'BULLET' mustbe placed in a tube with no gauze as when it is near fully burnt it will shoot through. Basically an improvised single-use bowl.

"Hey everyone! Look! The 'Bonglord' is about to do it again" Bonglord says: "man do i really have to do it again, i already feel like i am a big salmon." "There he goes, i've never seen anyone do that, he calls it the 'BONG BULLET'."

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g-bong

1. Usually used to desribe a gravity bong.

"Yo man, lets hit the g-bong before we go to work"

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