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A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen
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When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
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Breakfast that can allow you to go strong through lunch time without feeling hungry.
- Sarah, what if we go kayaking this morning?
- Sounds good! let's have a strong breakfast and we come
back home for dinner
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This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...
Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....
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The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.
Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.
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A shot of Jameson followed by a small glass of orange juice, followed by a strip of bacon.
Looks like the sun's coming up. Hey bartender, gimme a Breakfast Shot!
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Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
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