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A dad who goes to punk rock shows to get his balls tickled by fellow dads.
Adam went to that Green Day show and came back a total Brendan.
Your future ex husband
Is that Brendan? What ever happened between you two?
Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
not a very good person with no life and no friends :)
ha there's brendan loooooser !!!!!
Best Guy ever. if you knew him you'd go off. And he hot ;)
How your such a Brendan