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buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

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Buy your way in

Someone who attempts to shortcut the learning process with $$$$ and in particular expensive lessons (in a vain attempt to be hip and cool). For example I learned to surf through long hours of trial and error. These kooks are buying there way in and are crowding/endangering our surf spots. Their lack of skills and understanding of rules of the lineup are resulting in beefs with the locals.

All these buy your way in types are showing up after reading the latest surf article in Men's Journal.

by lewjack April 28, 2009

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buy me drink

Phrase that most drinky girls say to their customers in an effort to make some money

You buy me drink GI? It's only $20!

by GI Bro June 19, 2004

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Want to buy a duck?

A game involving a repetitive circle of questions and response which always starts with, "Want to buy a duck?"

This game requires a great deal of memory and is fun to play while under the influence of alcohol if for no other reason than to laugh at others. It is also played at camps in order to encourage bonding.

Person 1: β€œDo you want to buy a duck?”
Person 2:β€œa what?”
P1: β€œA Duck”
P2: β€œDoes it quack?”
P1: β€œof course it quacks!”
P2: β€œThen I’ll buy it.”
The second person then adds to the game buy asking a third to buy something else.
P2: β€œwant to buy a ####?”
P3: β€œa what”
P2: β€œa what?”
P1: β€œa duck!”
P2: β€œa ####!”
Etc.

by pengin9 August 30, 2006

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DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

Dreams cannot be bought

Bruno: DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

by jamroof April 19, 2021

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Pham Bui Dinh

an adjective used in front of someone's name when they did any single act very much like the individual Pham Bui Dinh Loc

Thinh said that he loved sweet, but he chose to eat the dark chocolate. What a Pham Bui Dinh Thinh.
Pham Bui Dinh Hoang is doing some weird shit in LOL again.

by racistor July 30, 2023


Buy-Sexual

The act of purchasing a product for someone in return for a sexual favor or act they perform for the purchaser. Separate from prostitution.

I am buy-sexual. You buy that for me, I will be sexual!

by WNY_Mike April 22, 2010

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