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The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.
Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.
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Having the power to do many things. Move things with your mind. A stroke of the Power beard and you can do anything.
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Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).
I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.
Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!
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A phrase often preceded by the word "by", and used to express surprise, outrage, or excitement. Variations include "by the beard of Lou!" or "Lou's freaking beard!". Similar to the phrase "Zeus' beard!"
Lou's beard, it's freezing out today!
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When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.
Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.
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When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.
"It's too hot to shave here, I'll just grow a holiday beard"
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A very hairy vagina.
I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
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