Cod on Bike

A suspicious fish on a bike.

That is a crazy Cod on Bike!!!

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COD Dumbass

Someone who plays COD every way too much, and thinks they know everything about guns because of the game.

A: Dude in real life the Vector does no damage at all and the WA2000 is the most popular sniper ever!

B: ...COD Dumbass

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COD Syndrome

When a guy plays Call of Duty so much he ends up lacking social skills, and eventually dies a virgin.

guy 1: man my girlfriend dumped me last night
guy 2: why?
guy 1: she says i never pay enough attention to her cos i'm always on cod
guy 2: classic cod syndrome mate.

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COD Texting

When one or both participants involved in the text conversation are participating in Call of Duty online matches. This conversation is characterized by one to two minute bursts of conversation, immediately followed by 10 to 15 minutes of no response due to that person's involvement in a game. This can be very frustrating to those unfamiliar with the ways of the COD.

Person 1 - "Hey dude how's it goin?"

Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"

10 minutes pass

Person 2 - "???"

5 more minutes pass

Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."

Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."

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CoD Job

Getting a Blow Job while playing an epic game of Call Of Duty.

Chris got a CoD Job from his girlfriend last night.

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COD Block

The act of preventing people, usually male, from playing Call of Duty, otherwise known as C.O.D. Females are the most typical COD Blockers.

"Jessica, why can't you just leave? You're being such a COD Block."

"I really wanted to play some COD with you last night, man, but she was being such a COD Block."

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COD head

When your girlfriend,wife, or partner gives you head while you play the immensely popular online game "call of duty, modern warfare 2"

COD head is much similar to car head, where you get your dick sucked while driving a car, but you get head while playing the game "Call of Duty"

guy 1 "Dude last night my girlfriend came over and she gave me Cod head!"

guy 2" Dammit you lucky bastard I wish my girl was that cool!"

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