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Person1: Do you know Callum McCrossan
Person 2: Yeah he's a prick
Aquaman: True True
a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams
Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd
Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out
Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.
Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.
“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA
the leader of the simps
hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin
A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.
That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas
Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.
"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"
"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"