When someone gets too excited over small things...
Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.
You should continue to be even more racist
In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”
Alright calm down John
Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.
Calm tits are the best tits.
Don't say this to a gangster with a 9mm or they will gun u down on the spot
Woah woah calm down Jamal don't pull ot the 9mm
A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.
Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!
The Calm Effect is when something unexpected happens due to an outstanding individual, calm
The Calm Effect led to a drastic increase in a server’s popularity
when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny
"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone