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Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.
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I chowed down on Canada's history last night.
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Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
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A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.
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A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
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While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
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A fucked up sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
I did the Canada's History to a chick last night and I barely got everything in!
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