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Being a uptight bastard or bitch.
Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.
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old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com
dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!
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Hero of the Soviet Union!
Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.
Captain Polenin: Lieutenant Yashim is the best reactor officer in the navy. He's never been drunk on duty before. We need him Captain, I urge you to reconsider.
Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.
Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.
Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.
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Guy with a disproportionately large forehead. 'Nough said.
Angel (David Boreanaz) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angel, a spinoff series, is a Captain Forehead.
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Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.
eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.
eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.
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A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.
Courtney: I don't feel turned on...
Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...
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A legend made by god himself stan lee and Morgan Freeman
You know I'm sort of captain america myself
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