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To suck ass. To be a piece of shit. Worst team in America.
Wow your a dumbass: your punishment is to be a Carolina Panthers.
Wow i cant believe you fucked your mom you Carolina Panthers.
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North Carolina: A weird state where the cities have absolutely no side walks, no bike paths, everyone is in their cars. A state were people actually have accents and like shopping in malls, where most of the teenagers have no taste in clothes or they cannot afford to shop at Anthropologie and instead huddle up in the Abercrombie and Fitch, and where the schools have inside cafeterias and everything is inside
Californian: I swear to god there are no side-walks in Charlotte, and just because its November, people look at me weird for wearing a skirt, from american appeal, which they do not have here! I hate North Carolina. Oh and none of the kids here smoke weed, the only thing their smokin' is cigarrettes, god their so stupid.
Caliornian 2: I'm so sorry.
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Something that you say when you walk into a conversation and have no idea whats going on.
Mo:Hey Joe did you hear about that new movie that came out this weekend?
*Miguel walks in*
Miguel:North Carolina!
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A nice place to live until you decide where you really want to live.
The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
Me: I'm moving from North Carolina.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
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It is when you rub vapor rub on a vaporizer and turn it on, then u sit on it.
Your mom Carolina Steamers herself while shrimping in a box.
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When you put it in her butt, pull it out with corn on the head of it and you make her go ATM while you shout out "go cocks"
I gave that bitch a carolina corndog and the called uber to send her home.
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