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Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
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Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident
Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
a circumcised mulla.
mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.
Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.
Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!
Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.
Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.
Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.
His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.
Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.