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a girl who does not know when to shut the fuck up. definition of an idiot. do not be friends with a cassidy.
cassidy’s hair is so frizzy it has its own electrical current.
When a conversation you think is going to be sensible and serious descends into flirting and innuendo so crude your toes curl and you laugh out loud on public transport.
Did you have a chat with that girl last night
Yeah... it went cassidy so quickly, she's got a filthy mind.
Cassidy is a cunning linguist, a fucking gymnast; he will cunnilingus on your
pussy lips like a cookies n' cream thickshake.
Some people say that
he has delusions of grandeur, however his grandeur is in no way a delusion; as when he simply makes eye contact with any female, their G-Spots explode like Hiroshima X 911.
He is a multi-millionaire philanthropist and humanitarian; He will turn any man's girlfriend into an aquarium full of fish.
He is also super sensitive and caring. As the leader of The International Feminists Association For Feminists, he is the number one women's rights activist in the entire world
Cassidy is a God amongst men
Cassidy, I have your results in and your penis weighs exactly 11 kilograms
Cassidy is a very sexy and hot individual who is known for having sex with Maddox’s mom on multiple occasions.
Woah did you hear that Cassidy got Maddox’s mom pregnant!
Cassidy is very quiet, but can be funny at times. He will sometimes say something wrong, but he will always make it right. He will laugh in the wrong times, and that will make everyone laugh, even when there is something wrong. He is somewhat shy, but will make you smile. He is a perfectionist, and will make everyone else jealous.
Person : I wish I was as smart as Cassidy."
The most perfect girl any guy can ever ask for. She will always be there for you she will show you all the things you’ve never done she’ll be your therapist as long as you’ll be hers. If you are lucky enough to date a Cassidy feel like you’ve won an award. Don’t take it for granted because you’ll never meet anyone like her. She has looks don’t get me wrong. She’s the most beautiful perfect thing ever but best of all she has a good sense of humor she’s fun to be around she can bring the best out of anyone.
Cassidy - “I’m so insecure”
LITERALLY EVERYONE TO EVER EXCIST - “Why you are so perfect and amazing. You are beautiful thoughtful funny sweet great teacher 😉. Why would you ever be insecure.”