Cat

A creature that you'll love, despite how much they keep you up and night and attack your hands.

"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."

cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

Cat

An overrated animal.

A cat.

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do

Stop being a cat

Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.