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Chav (lazyus scumbagius).
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?:
.outside the local spar
.street corners
.council estates
.mc donalds, burger king etc.
APPERANCE:
Males:
.hair cut short with highlights in (innit)
.fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc.
.burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit
.baseball cap at a ninety degree angle
.cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up
.anything fred perry
.any sort of knackered white trainer
Females:
.hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie)
.puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit
.fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them
.reebok trainers
HOBBIES:
.standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone
.vandalising local parks
.in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily
.riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park.
.drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff)
VOCABULARY:
the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use:
.Mutha
.ya
.yo
.mint
.u
.yer
.wot
.wowza
.fuka
.class (probably the only real word they can say)
.laff
.innit
.dat
.cwl
(scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out)
MUSIC:
.gangsta rap
.r&b
.hip hop
.grime
(as you can see it's a BIG variety)
by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
typical chav conversation
PAIGE: yo chaz lwk wot i nicked from da dentis *<pulls a ok magazine from last year out of her tracksuit bottoms>*
CHAZ:cor wowza it got dem pics' of Jordan an Peta innit an look wot keri katonas bin doin.
GAZ: hey Paige I shagged ur mam las nigt.
All: teehee teehee
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Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority.
The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population.
Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater.
Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury.
Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing.
Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.
Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? -
A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5.
Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry.
We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum.
Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.
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chavs are retards who think that they're rebels,
lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone
ere right dick'ed, i'm a proper 'ard chav me. I wunt mess or i'll get my boiz on you. 2k10 init, BUZZZZZIIIN MATE.
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A sub-human species. These people are the scum of the earth, the have no knowledge of anything intellectual, interesting or remotely smart.
Chavs in particular like to hang around on the street doing nothing but scaring poor innocent scene and emo kids, as well as gentle old ladies and gents, who would never have dreamt at this young age, of behaving in such an unsocial manner, as they knew they would get the beating of their lifetimes.
Chavs, as we know, have no moral backbone. They tend to do nothing but swear like they have Tourettes, making up stupid sayings (See examples below).
Chavs are given too much liberty, and this must be stopped. They are corrupting today's and the futures youth.
The government and Gordon Brown take too lightly, if not at all, on this situation. This is why we must also vote out Labour, and in with a party who can lead this country into being a well balanced, criminal free country.
Chavs like to think they own the place. If you go onto any estate, anywhere in England, you will find a chav.
Just so long as you know, chav is no longer a stereotype.
It is a CULT.
These chavs practice the art of CHAVS, which is to beat people up, scare and harrass the public, and loiter about, as they have nothing better to do apart from getting ASBOs and setting things like bins on fire.
Thanks for taking you time to read my definition on the scum of the earth we call CHAVS.
(Vote out labour.)
Typical chav expressions:
"Are you dizzy, blad?"
"oh, yeah, mate, I'll fucking merk you, you best watch out." and so on.
Chavs dress in the following:
McKenzie tracksuits and jackets, which to the touch, feel like a plastic bag;
Anything Burberry;
Chains and baseball caps;
K-Swiss trainers;
And many more.
If you have noticed today's chavs, you will see they are gradually becoming ashamed of their appearance, as most of them are starting to wear the type of clothing scene and emo kids like to wear, however, not adopting the behaviour of the above mentioned scene and emo kids.
They have also decided they would take advantage of accessorie fashion; e.g. shag bands. At one time, particularly "in" with scene and emo kids, went out of fashion, then became "in" again. Chavs began to say "Give us a shag band. Please."
To which the defenceless kids gave in, as they do not want to be beaten up by other kids with ASBOs.
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I am going to keep this simple...
Chav = Scum
Look at that Chav over there, such scum
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let's face it... it's a damn sight better to be emo
''hey mate, you coming chav hunting?''
''yeah, let me grab the bike and the air rifle''
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Chavs are generally fucked up white wankers from the south of england, usually Bedfordshire who think they are hard and black but they arent. They use such shite language as blud, safe, innit, y'ghet me, fuck, bare, and all love 50 cent, ne-yo, black eyed peas, eminem and other such shite, and not the arctic monkeys, razorlight or the zutons like the rest of us self respecting people do. They should be avoided at all costs and should all DIE!!!
CHAV 1: yo blud
Chav 2: ight mate, safe.
Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap!
Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad
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