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The ticking sound that all chevy vehicles get.
Guy 1: hey that vehicle is ticking over there.
Guy 2: yeah thats a chevy. Its gotca bad case of the chevy tick.
Little bitches and faggots drive these. You can usually find them at your local gay clubs blasting luke Bryan with all the windows rolled down when it’s 20 degrees.
My Chevy stepside won’t haul my fat girlfriend around
The most BADASS car, but unfortunately your white grandpa likes it too.
“Hey, look! The Chevy Corvette club is rolling in!”
“Don’t they all have dementia and live in nursing homes?”
Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California
9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids
And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.
Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!