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Danger! It's a bomb!
The watermelon in china can be explosive.
Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...
Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.
“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”
Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.
I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there
A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.
Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.
Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.
shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra
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Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"
"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers
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