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to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.
you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me
When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.
Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.
Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.
A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
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The result of eating a cheeseburger and then downing 7lbs of laxitive
Tay Zonday ate 7lbs of laxitive and is making chocolate rain.
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Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
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Ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw.
No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.
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When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.
The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".
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