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A brand of coffee on the simpsons
Quetzalcoatols Choice! Tastier than a human heart
If a guy asks for nudes and shows you this you have to send him 3 nude photos
Guy: no choice Willy
Girl: what is that?
Guy: you have to send me 3 nude pics
Girl: oh okay
An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do
I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards
When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.
The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!
Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.
Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.
Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."
When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."