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When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers
I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!
When you’re eating pizza and it’s so fresh and hot it burns the top of your mouth behind your teeth.
Friend 1: “Ouch the pizza burned me!”
Friend 2: “Dude it gave you total chump mouth”
petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.
Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*
A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.
Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.
Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied
I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.