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A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
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When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
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Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
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A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.
She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.
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An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.
'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
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When you are holding a girl upside down while 69ing and as soon as you nut, you drop the bitch.
"You bruh, I was 69in this hoe last night and as soon as I nutted, I hit her with the Cincinnati Atom Bomb."
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Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.
Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."
Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."
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