cocaine werewolf

when somebody gets extremely high on cocaine once a month and wakes up naked in the woods with no recollection of the night prior.

thats nick....hes a cocaine werewolf

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homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

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monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

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cocaine legs

Very skinny legs on a woman likely due to the fat inhibiting effects of cocaine, often seen in sorority girls. Generally considered to be attractive.

Did you see that chick with the cocaine legs? She was so fine.

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Cocaine bear

A very large and hairy gay man who sells you cocaine at a gay bar.

Let's get wild tonight and go see the cocaine bear.

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cocaine chicken

When two or more people partake in the act of breaking down equal lines of cocaine and racing eachother to the end of the line....everyones a winner!

"Remember that game of cocaine chicken????" "I cant feel my face."

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Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

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