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When you don't have enough money to afford brand name cherry colas. Only this cola is better because it offers the drinker super human abilities to drive cars on 2 or less tires.
"Wanna see something cool, hold my super chill cherry cola."
See :youtube.com/watch?v=dM2tiu8zS0E for an example
*note the man brandishing the can in his hand in triumph.*
Life is good! Things don't get much better than this!
My wife's pregnancie test was positive, my stocks up $11,000 overnight! Man O' Man!...my life is a RC Cola and a Moon Pie!
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A girl who is light skinned and has a body like a coke bottle
R.Kelly Lyrics Same Girl
"Man, she so fine
Straight up dawg
She stand about 5'4''
Coca Cola Red Bone
Damn"
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A highly prized item that is well known for its ability to see you through any sort of zombie apocalypse.
"He said he wants some Good Old Fashioned Cola!"
- Coach on a man inside his zombie proof bunker.
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A type of Coca-Cola sweetened with stevia and sugar instead of HFCS. First introduced in 2013 in Chile and Argentina. Contains 98kJ/100mL versus regular: 180kJ/100mL.
Coca-Cola Life > Pepsi True/Next
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It's self explanatory. Coca cola with no sugar added. Do I need to say more?
Formerly known as Coke Zero, but apparently nobody knew what the fuck it was, so they had to lengthen the name for them damn millennials.
Coke Zero was a much cooler name than Coca Cola Zero Sugar
You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a thin mist to the entire damn can.
You have just been the victim of a coca-cola money shot (also called a soda money shot).
Abernathy: "Gosh, it's been a long day; hand me a soda, will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"