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A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.
Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.
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placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
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The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.
Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
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A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.
Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior
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shit. arse resider bum chocolate stinky sausage loaf
"i'm off to the shitter to offload my colonic cargo!
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The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse
Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...
John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)
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