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no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock
Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton
someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)
girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)
Colton is a man who goes on roblox and makes fun of kids but you know at least he gets on Xbox afterwards and makes fun of kids behind a screen look up Pizza Hut boy for spurs to see a Colton in his natural habitat
Person 1 is that Colton looking at pizza Steve
Person 2 yeah he loves pizza Steve
Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds
Colton is dum