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The best website for computer jokes and stuff.
Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.
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thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good
Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!
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In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?
PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.
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The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.
Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
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When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.
Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
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when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.
dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned
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A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
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