When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.
When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.
She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.
Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.
Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.
Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
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A rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have sex around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, Dr. Basketball.
Johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using The Corner Condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.
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a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.
the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.
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