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When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day
I got Connered last night - there is no way I am turning the camera on in this damn Zoom meeting
conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.
He is really one of the biggest nibbas out here
BEEF
(The big one)
Yo move Beef aka Conner O’brien you are big as shit my guy
an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.
person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠
Someone who is a poor wannabe cool kid that hurts people’s feeling and have empathy; blaming them for stuff that they are to blame; someone who is a hypocrite that pisses people off; a psychopath the most people can’t detect.
That James True Conner blamed for or project that we got an F- on.