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Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
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Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
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When superman fists you
"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"
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Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do
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Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
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Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.
(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.
(person b)So?!
(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
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The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
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