Random
Source Code
Random
When a girl has her period on a guys chest and leaves it to harden over night. The girl then takes cookie cutters and makes red, crusty cookies that she feeds to the guy.
Guy 1: Dude, what did you and that hooker do last night?
Guy 2: Ugh man it was amazing! We made cookies and shit!
Guy 1: DUDE! SHE DID THAT TO YOU! WAIT! YOU ATE ONE!
Guy 2: Damn straight! I felt like the fuckin' Keebler Elf.
7👍 35👎
The root of all that is evil. A black plauge upon the land that will devour anyone who stands in its way. The source of all shadows evil and other wise unpleasent deeds.
Sally was being a real Cookie when she took a chain saw to little timmy.
4👍 17👎
A big black dude in his twenties that wants to beat you up because you stole his beer. (also he wants to be a pro wrestler and looks like Mr T.
OH shit cookies is gunna kill us
3👍 13👎
code for smoking pot
want to go get cookied?
i am so cookied.
3👍 13👎
"when u take someone shyt and dip it out a there. if they ask fo they shyt back u molly wop they ass"
You quickly take something from someone hand and say "Cookies!" Then you dip out of the area and persue running. If the person asks for their possesions, continiously beat their asses (see shank .
Nart S cookied all of Jantes neck hair.
Nart S hit the cookies on Jantes dad.
Nart doesn't like Jante, so he did something with cookies to Jante's Family.
3👍 14👎
A reward for posting something on a forum that is amazing.
Can also be used to gain friends on forum sites
I just posted a thread about the best ways to get rid of trolls and got tons of cookies from other users
3👍 15👎