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The beginning sentence of a bad pun.
"It really hurts to still be a virgin until now"
"Don't worry buddy It will go with time"
"You are not making sense bro"
"We could say.... Time would be your first time LMAO"
Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.
Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.
Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
The sound you make when you bite your tongue.
Some guy "Mmm... I could..."
Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"
Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!