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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.

Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.

by Free The Egg February 28, 2019


Provincial government court

Provincial government court Weapon restrictions used to facilitate torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022


Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.

The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020


Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.

The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020


Boy’s Court

When One of the boys commits “Crimes Against the Boys” He States his case at boy’s court or face punishment under the Full extant of “Boy’s Law”

Boy 1: Did you hear what **** did?

Boy 2: Yeah, he’s going to boy’s court.

by September 6, 2020


Word Court

Words intended to manipulate readers.

WORD COURT Prosecutor Makes a Book Reviewer's "Manipulatives" Bold and Underlined

by but for March 21, 2020


Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 10, 2023