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When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.
My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!
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taking a day off for personal reasons e.g gaming
hey man u off in to college today??
nah im guna take a craig day an finish final fantasy IX
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Most talented singer in the whole world that does not get recognition. He can sing pop/rnb/hip-hop/reggae and he can flat out spit that fire!
"yo man you see Craig David spit over a milli during the MOBOs?"
"Ya that was epic, hes got to make a comeback to the states with those skills"
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A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.
Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's
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A person who exists as a placeholder until someone more awesome comes along.
Name inspired by former Daily Show and Late Late Show Host Craig Kilborn who, after leaving each program, was replaced by a host who drove up the popularity of each program.
"Nobody ever gets serious with that guy. He's just for fun in the meantime. He's a total Craig Kilborn."
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One of the best American distance runners. In 1973, set the American high school 2-mile record, 8:40.9, on a 90-degree day -- the track was even sticking to his shoes. This broke Steve Prefontaine's high school record, and is still the fastest time in an all-high school race. Later, he won two world cross-country championships (1980 and 1981), finished 2nd at Boston in his only marathon, and would probably have won a medal at the Moscow Olympics if not for Jimmy Carter's boycott. He also set an American record at 10,000m.
Unfortunately, Virgin is often overlooked in the history of American distance running, possibly because he excelled at distances between the "glory events" of the mile and the marathon, and most of all at the even less-noticed cross country. The example quote puts it quite well.
When Steve Prefontaine met Craig Virgin, he said, "So you're the little shit that broke my record." Virgin replied, "And if I'd had the weather you had, I would have run 8:34."
"Virgin getting no love. (ba-zing!)" -Biscuit_AQ, DyeStat user
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Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.
dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"
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