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1.A device used to smoke meth.the glass dick. 2.When you get way cranked out and your wang becomes smaller than usual.
1.Candace took a hit off of the crank wang. 2.I've been up for a week and got crank wang like woah.Crank wang crankin.M/M
Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.
When you’re “fully satisfied” after seeing a 99-06 GM truck. Often caused visiting the Facebook page “GMT800s with Threatening Auras”
Dooood. When I saw that rust free longboy with original wheels …. HAWG CRANKED. … !!!
A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.
She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick
The process of ingesting methamphetamine into your anus to get a fast-acting wild rush of speed.
"Did you see lip last night? He was tweekin sac after he spend a few minutes in the bathroom boofin' crank".
What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.
Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).
Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101
Type 1 Units
- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.
- Ex: cocaine, liquor.
Type 2 Units
- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.
- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.
Type 3 Units
- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.
- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.
Type 4 Units
- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.
- Ex: Rave pizza.
Type 5 Units
- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.
- Ex: crank a piss, bro!
Type 6 Units
- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.
Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.
Type 7 Units
- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!
Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.
Type 8 Units
Sexual pleasure units.
Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”
“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”
“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”
“Love une/ love yoon”
“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”
“What is life, but a unit cranked?”
When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet
Bro you going to the bathroom?
Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!