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When one man jizzes on a woman's tits at the same time another man pees on her tits, the fluids combine to make a creamy lemonade.
You know that girl Clara? Chuck and I gave her a nice creamy lemonade the other day.
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The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.
Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
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the act of getting your cock sucked furiously while playing xbox. Usually given while playing call of duty, this action makes a good power boost while shooting the enemy.
wow! i just got home and i want to play xbox! my girlfriend walks in and gives me a creamy box while playing! awesome!
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possibly the greatest comic ever written. and whoever wrote the other definition should deserve a wet siggy... big time!
Author: MARIO CREAMY KICKS ASS!
Everyone else: agreed
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When you are on a ski mountain and you spit on passerby while on a chairlift. When they look up, the person on the chairlift then blows a load on the skier/snowboarders face.
"Dude, i was skiing the other day and the chairlift stopped right over some hot chick. Gave her a good ol creamy shower."
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Stuff you put on your bagel, yeah yeah, BAGEL!!! 5... MORE MINUTES!!
i need a bagel. with that cheese that creamy creamy cheese cheese
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Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.
Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.
Aww shit, that's good looking out man.
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