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Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.
Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.
A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.
Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...
Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism
1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.
2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).
3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).
4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?
5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.
6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
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1) That one asshole who seems to get all the extra credit even though he is retarded and that teacher doesn't even do extra credit.
Vlad: Yes! I got a 110% on my test!
Me: You extra credit whore. You probably humped the teachers leg for that 110%.
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A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
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