term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way
Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07
Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles
I just did a crippling poo