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When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way
Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07
It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles
I just did a crippling poo
A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car
op there's a cripple cab
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
Having sex with a one legged parapalegic
Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.