A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.
"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"
"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"
Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT
RIP
yo bigup satoshi
When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.
Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.
she's got some crippled nipples
Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.