Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

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crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

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star crunch

When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.

"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."

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Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

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crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

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Crunch Bunny

Someone who makes a big deal about and talks too much about online games. More specifically someone who takes the time to type the word noob, newbie, leet, camper, or any other geek word and can't JUST PLAY THE GAME because they are fueding with someone on the game because of some geeky kid reason.

10-13 year old geek idiot that thinks they are cool: Hey you noob, stop camping just because you're not 1337 like me.

Cool person who just wants to play the game: Gosh, what a crunch bunny.

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crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".

Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.

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